So I Say

So Doctor,  I'm in love with this particular guy. He's cute, he's kind, we get along very well. I like him very much and he says he loves me too. 

But the problem is, he's not actually a single guy. I mean, he has this on-off relationship with this girl. They have been dating for almost two years and he says his girlfriend demands too much from him. He's not sure if he still has any feeling for his girlfriend, that's why he loves being with me. It's like we're meant for each other.

He says he would like to be my boyfriend. But until now, he still cannot decide between me and that bitchy girlfriend of his. They break up and make up frequently, but sadly he always chooses to get back to his ex.

I can understand him. It's really hard to get rid of an ex. I'm willing to wait because I believe that he loves me and I love him too. Even his friends say so. I'm just waiting to the right time when he can be completely free from his ex. But in the meantime, I'm feeling really hurt.

Doctor, what do you think about this?

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So I say,

Hell, I'm not a love doctor. So forget about getting any advice from me.

But seriously, did you just steal that story from a soap opera? Because I think I've heard it somewhere for like...hundreds of times.

I can see, having a relationship with a non-single guy is painful. It's even more painful when you know that his bitchy girlfriend who looks like a ho treats him very poorly and they break up so many times that you can give them a beautiful vase for breaking up for the 10th time in a month.

I'm not going to tell you to forget that guy. If you really loves him and you think he loves you that much, go for it. But before that, maybe you should consider killing his ex. You didn't describe what she looks like, but I bet she's hotter than you since that stupid guy keeps getting back to her.

So yeah, kill that whore. Take an axe and go to her house!

But before you get going, I'm telling you this one thing :

If he really loved you, this conversation would never even have existed.

Goodbye! Good luck!

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Note : I hope nobody takes this seriously. I don't want to go to jail. I still want to get married. :D

Made for my two beloved friends that almost fell to the arms of 'calon om-om tukang selingkuh'.