Younghusbands For LPI

Younghusband Brothers

A headline on Kompas.com tonight caught my attention : "Duo Younghusband Ragu ke LPI."

I haven't been following the news recently so what actually caught my attention were the words Younghusband and LPI. If I wrote the news, I would bold those two words--just to exaggerate if not attracting female readers.

Anyone who has been patient enough to watch the gruel war between Nurdin Halid cs versus Arifin Panigoro cs must have known; LPI promises a brand new atmosphere in Indonesian's football scene - or at least it's what they say. While PSSI are trying (too) hard to ban LPI, even forbid Younghusbands brothers to play here, there's really a scheme where people shouting and screaming to get rid of Nurdin Halid from PSSI - even better, from this world.

To be honest, I'm not a fan of Indonesian football, not to mention that I hate our super ugly football stadiums, our dumb holligan-wannabes and the oh-you're-so-smart-even-smarter-than-our-coach commentators on television. But after the euphoria of the last AFF cup where suddenly I knew which one is Christian Gonzalez and which one is the cool Muhammad Nasuha, I think my interest in our local football league has slightly increased. And I believe most of people would say they do too after madly cursing in front of the television when Indonesia's squad was beaten by our neighbor Malaysians.

And suddenly, Indonesian females are attracted to the local football players. As a fellow female, I can't agree more. Anyway, since when you can see our beloved miserable princess Manohara Pinot cheering for our national team?

Since Indonesian females finally discovered Irfan Bachdim, our football has never been the same. I personally don't think he's really that cute, but since those girls are starting to praise him like a cult, let's just say that he's good. He played quite well in AFF cup and posed so nice for the posters. It's more than enough for me.

So of course I would say that LPI should go on.

First, there's still a slight chance that Philipines' Younghusband brothers will play for Jakarta 1928, one of LPI clubs. If this eventually comes true, our Indonesian women will absolutely go mad. Not only raising the ratings of television channel broadcasting the matches, our abang-abang poster sellers will also be happy because these girls will voluntarily get in line to spend their money on pictures of the good looking and talented brothers wearing local jersey.

Second, Irfan Bachdim is playing for LPI. For the advantages of this, see above.

Next, I'm so tired of seeing the "NURDIN TURUN" banners and his not-so-good-looking (would he sue me if I said 'ugly'?) face on the news. Let's just forget that he exists and move on.

Fourth, the name - Liga Premier Indonesia - sounds cute and resembles English Premiere League. Moreover, I never really like liked our clubs' names. Persija, Persikabo, Persib, Persebaya - please be creative!

Fifth, more foreign players will come. I don't care about our local players' breeding and development. Bring those pretty asses for us females! Could we have Fernando Torres by any chance?

Six, hopefully Younghusband brothers still want to play here.Wait, have I said that?

I could write more reasons for this issue, but I think I have reached a point where I can say we're just tired of PSSI. Others could write 10 pages of essay of it and I don't want to make your eyes tired by writing another 10 pages. I'm not even qualified to critizice PSSI after all. Plus, I don't want too boost Nurdin Halid and friends' popularity on the searching engine more than this. He's even more popular than Mark Zuckerberg on Google right now and fortunately I'm lying.

All I can see from here is that PSSI is acting like an overly jealous wife who doesn't seem to be sure she's hot enough for her husband and that's all I can say. And we, let's just say as the husband, maybe should just look for another wife - a sane and incorrupt one (an additional point if she can cook). 

Though I can't say that LPI is the answer, I think I should make it clear. 

The Younghusbands are cute. So bring them on! For the better-looking Indonesian's football league.

Should we make a Facebook page for this? :lol:

(image source : janaishabai.blogspot.com)